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To die if necessary (weapons of mass abstraction)

I’m sure I’m not the first to notice this:

From the PHP manual:

…Also note that it is your responsibility to die() if necessary…

Obviously I missed the memo where PHP developers were sworn to a secret pact, where among other duties, we are required to perform acts of international espionage and die() if neccessary.

I guess it came between the whitepapers karate chop(): land the death blow and Rigged to explode(): Dangerous things 101.

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